Any way you want it...

I realize that the coffee shop has become the place where people who have no choices, no options in their regular lives, exercise this supressed luxury. The American way, anyway you want it. This was OK until it has begun to disrupt my regular life. Today while trying to stop "quickly" for a cup of coffee I was thrawted by

" yes... I want a caramel cocoa jamaican farmers blend half-caf mochiatto latte skinny with the half the foam and half the whipped cream on the side. Oh, and what ever those two want"

I'm sorry I just want a regular cup of FREAKIN' coffee. I'm petitioning a "regular" coffee line in every coffee shop. Write your congress representative.